What i really learned from Ike (taken from a very funny email, but most actually verified by personal experience):
1. Frozen pizzas can actually be made on the BBQ grill
2. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity
3. The Astros can't beat the Cubs in Milwaukee, especially on two hours sleep (Thanks for ruining our playoff chances, Bud Selig!)
4. He who has the biggest generator wins
5. Kids can survive longer than four days without a video controller in their hands
6. Walking around your home in the dark should be a new Olympic sport
7. When required, a Lincoln Continental can float. Doesn't steer well, but floats just the same
8. Your water front property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole
9. Crickets can increase their volumn to overcome the sound of 14 generators
10. If my store sold only ice, chain saws, gas, and generators...i'd be rich
11. Tree service companies are greatly underappreciated
12. People will get into a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for
13. There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought
14. There are a lot of freakin' trees around here
before and after clean up
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